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Here's my Sweetie Pie (Bronze Wing Pionus Parrot)
Before Crazy Corn ®    and after.

Before After


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CUSTOMER PHONE CALL to CEO Judee Kleinman

"My potbellied pig was cured of arthritis from your Original Corn Bean Mix®. He is now able to climb the back stairs to come into the house. Plus he regained sexual functioning! (Pass this information on to your veterinarian, probably was the capsaicin in the whole red chili pods)."

 



 

Before your product, I tried...
   • $1500 in vet bills
   • Harrisons Pellet Diet (every kind)
   • Lafeber's Pellet Diet (every kind)
   • Seed (every kind)

Her digestion has always been slow. I'd feed in the AM and come home at 4PM and she'd still have a full crop. So, because of this poor digestion, she'd contract other ailments like yeast and bacterial infections. At first, I tried fixing this with vets; and spent a lot of money and time...and nearly killed her with medications. Next, I tried medicating her myself (I knew the dosage after visiting the vet) and was successful in killing the yeast and bacteria and restoring her health; but it wouldn't last long because root cause was poor digestion. Literally a week after the meds stopped, her stool would begin to show signs of yeast.

Then, I tried Crazy Corn®, and once I saw her behavioral improvement (immediate!) and digestion rate (immediate!) I stopped all meds as well. No water supplements, no vitamins, no nothing...just your food per your instructions, AM and PM, and only in the amount she would eat.

Now look at her! How long has it been since my first order? That's how long she's been eating nothing but your diet, and she's healthier now than I've ever seen her. I want to say it has been about a month maybe? She's adorable, looks great, feels great, and is full of spirit she's never had since I've known her. She was adopted from the former owner that gave her up because of what his vet called "feather picking". He couldn't afford the vet bills...so gave up.

THANK YOU GUYS for such a great product. This is just what she needed. You're doing the avian world a wonderful service. Please use my photos and testimonial if it helps you. If you ever need a reference, I'm at your disposal. This otherwise timid and quiet bird now SCREAMS if I miss meal time by more than 5 minutes...she knows when it's time for Crazy Corn. If I come home late, I get a solid 5 minutes of severe ass-chewing; she chatters up a storm and gives me an ear full and a half. She hasn't been this interested in food EVER. It sure works for her...and I'm grateful.

Byron Reynolds
Principal Engineer
Velomedix, Inc.
 


                                   Unsolicited Customer Letters

"It's the first food of ANY kind he will eat instead of seeds!" J.O.(KY)
"She buries her face in the food mumbling, 'It's good, it's good!'" Sally Blanchard, Editor Pet Bird Quarterly, Alameda, CA 

"I personally absolutely love your products (as do my birds)." Dr. Al Decoteau, Chairman Society of Parrot Breeders & Exhibitors (MA)

"At last a little honesty from a pet food manufacturer. I always told people that no diet exclusively can provide all of a bird's needs. Variety is the spice of life!" S.H., Nat'l Inst. of Red Orange Canaries & Other Caged Birds

"Your product is a bonefide miracle!" F.H. (OH)

"What I love is the simplicity, plus they all love it - finches to macaws." H.W. We're For The Birds
 
"Crazy Corn Saved my sanity & made it easier to enjoy having birds." J.G. (KS)
 
"It's incredible! It's just the best!" R. McC (CA)
 
"The convenience is great...Couldn't be easier." J.O (ID)
 
"...a true lifesaver to me!" M.C.
 
"Thank you for such a wonderful bird food!!!... It has saved me hours of work.." E Mail
 
"He looks like a little kid with an ice cream cone - his beak is covered in Crazy Corn. " C.G. (CA)
 

"They fight to see who eats first." R.K. (NV)
 
"...was shocked when B.J. stuck his head in the food cup and did not come up for air for a good 5 minutes. I really believe it saved B.J." M.W. (AR)
 
"I was a desperate mommie... even the vet asked what I did to get him to eat and regain his strength." H.H. (CA)
 
"I'm glad to see how eager he is to eat." L.G. (UT)
 
"Great weaning food for my macaw!" R.D.
 
"and his feathers are growing back. His green feathers are shiny now." J.J. (PA)
 
"My grey & cockatiel, two stubborn seed eaters... are now converts to joys of Crazy Corn" C.S. (CA)
 
"An additional bonus is the faint, pleasant aroma I detect as she rides on my shoulder & snuggles my neck." C.W.
 
"...whistling, flying me to the fridge." C.G. (B.C. Canada)
 
"Thank you for making it so easy to give them a balanced diet" L.M. (GA)
 
"It's so convenient to make batch and freeze part for later." K.B. (WV)
 
"Thanks for making great nutrition so easy" K.M. (OR)
 
"I don't know what I'd do without it." D.H. (CA)
 
"Casper is totally hooked...would love nothing more than to be a Crazy Corn spokesbird" S.U. (TX)
 
"Our birds love Crazy Corn! (No more seed)." K.F. (KY)
 
"I feel so much better about her diet since I found Crazy Corn." C.S. (WA)
 
"Keep on selling it or you my have a bird mutiny (worldwide)." V.S. (TX)
 
"I am writing this note to tell you how incredibly impressed I am with your product." L.F. (NY)
 
"Since eating it, my 16 year old canary with a crippled foot started to sing again, even though he has to stay on the floor." M.S.
 

From Judee K. to the lady who stayed home to cook Crazy Corn because her bird was actually KISSING THE FRIDGE... your letter is my favorite - sorry we lost it!

Excerpt from letter From Judee to a Breeder; >
This is my response to your request to put a link for your breeding company on my website crazycorn.com...

Sir, you are either knowingly or unwittingly putting your imprisoned birds on a slow starvation diet. Worse, they are being imprinted to eating only seed for an unhealthy lifetime...

I will give you 5 free small bags of Crazy Corn, along with a price sheet, if you wish. However I cannot in good conscience put your link on our website...


Judee Kleinman, CEO
Crazy Corn

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